Angry couple driving home one night
Husband ranting at his poor wife
She's trying to drive safely all the while
He's yelling & screaming; sprouting bile
Policeman pulls her over: listens in
He's still yelling at the top of his lungs
Says to the policeman with a snarl
"Book her! Book her! She's a bitch!
She really does deserve this!
Book her! Book her! Take her away!"
Policeman doesn't want to be drawn in
Says to that poor woman with a helpless shrug
"Please drive safely madam! On your way!"
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