Walking along a busy city street one day
My cousin & his mate were happy I must say
They strolled along as a gorgeous woman walked in front
My cousin: being a cheeky sort of chap
Was commenting to his mate: about her gait
They conversed in Hungarian: thinking no-one understood
They talked about that glorious state: of her derriere!
"Ah!" he said "If only her bottom could talk!
"What magnificence she would espouse!"
On & on he went upon this tale until
The woman turned around & replied
In prefect Hungarian: "I understand every word
Here is my reply: I'm talking to you now
You silly guys: don't you think it was unwise
To sprout off so much about my bottom
Wouldn't you have been better off?
To have kept it quietly to yourselves!"
In hindsight: yes they should have!
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