Even cows need privacy

We stopped beside the road one day

Don’t think it was the month of May

A cow was ready to birth her calf

She was settling down on the green grass

Relaxing in the shade;

Her time was here at last

We wanted to watch this amazing sight

But as we sat there; she looked askance

Got up and moved away from us

As if to say: “Hey! I need some privacy here!

Do you mind? I need to unwind!

Don’t want anyone looking at my behind!

Moove along please: on your way!”

So I guess: even cows need privacy; too!

How would you like it if?

Someone wanted to look at you?

Giving birth out there on the turf!

You’d turn around and moove off too!