Monday 7 June 2021

The cranky old rooster

We had a cranky old rooster 
When I was just a teen 
He was a nasty piece of work 
No niceness in between 
Ever acting the total jerk 
Attacking everyone you see 
Especially scared little me... 
Even if I carried a long stick
He was a total cranky old dick!
One day he met his match 
When my sweet darling dad 
Went out with intent to catch 
That nasty old evil rooster
“Off with his head!” Was the cry 
Relieve him of his sinful pride 
Let his blasted liver be fried
Turn that pompous old rooster 
With his unbearable crowing pride 
Into a tasty meal...
And a measly old feather duster! 

2 May 2021

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