Why can't I delete these emails?

Is there something wrong with my computer?
Is there something wrong with me?
Why won't these bloody emails simply go?
Oh dear Lord I wish you could let me know!
I'm sick of being inundated by this crap
I feel like I'm finally going to snap...
More rubbish keeps on coming
More unwanted emails by the score
Wish I could simply erase the whole damn horde
I delete a heap of these stupid emails
But each day there are more and more
Wish I could simply sweep them out the bloody door
Please emails; get out of my life
I'm sick of trying to delete you
I'm sick of nothing working; sick of it all
Just wish you'd blow away;
Like all these trees during the last storm!