Thursday 15 August 2013

Buyer Beware

Tim bought a Ruger rifle many years ago
Just as well I'm a hoarder for I saved his skin
Upon trying to register it the police came around
Said it was stolen property: where did we get it from?
Finally found the piece of paper with the receipt on
Showed it to those police men: they looked 
Then they were finally gone!

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