Sunday 28 February 2016

Hugging is good for you

Experts say...
Hugging is good for you
4 hugs keep the doctor away
Hugging is all-natural, organic
Naturally sweet
No pesticides: no preservatives
No artificial ingredients
100 percent wholesome
Helps the body's immune system
Keeps you healthier
Cures depression...
Reduces stress
Induces sleep...
Hugging is invigorating; rejuvenating
Hugging has no unpleasant side effects...
Hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug
Adults love hugging babies
They do this as often as possible
Adults love to hug other adults too
Yet they seldom do...
The reason being
The chance of rejection...
Hugging has no moveable parts
No batteries needed
No periodic check ups
Low energy consumption
High energy yield
Inflation proof
Non-fattening 
No monthly payments
No insurance requirements
Theft proof
Non taxable
Non-polluting
And of course
Fully returnable
Hugs are free
People take then for granted
If they did cost a lot of money
People would probably knock themselves out
To make money to buy them
Hugs are not worth anything 
If they are not used
A hug that is not used
Is lost forever...

Experts approve of hugging...
For their theraputic nature
And meditative effect
And pleasant reaction
It feels good...

Share a hug today

Extract from "Let's Hug" 
1990's 



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