Hey Locust

Hey Locust, leave me alone

I don’t want you making your home

Any where near mine!

Keep your hopping to a minimum

I don’t want to hear you hum

Anywhere near my ear drum!

Locust, locust, go away

I don’t want to hear you say

Anything at all!

Stop making such a mess

I really, really must confess

I don’t want your messiness

I don’t want to see your guts

Strewn across my window glass

Move your scrawny little ass

Out of my way!

‘Cause you’re not wanted here

I don’t care how you taste

To me you’re just a waste of space

Please just go away!